Back again,  much to the dismay of the corporate Klingons.

A Klingon beard is a symbol of courage.  What happens if you wax?

But I digress.    Today we are going deep undercover to explore the benefits of the TravelSmith Affiliate Program.

I know………When you hit the Landing Page you think…..WTF…..a week in these clothes and I would smell like a Sumo Wrestler’s diaper.

Au Contraire polyester haters………These clothes rock.  They’re not poly…..they’re “MicroFiber”  Something you can wear with pride!

When you wake up in TSmith threads – face down in the surf after a night of rocking the Karaoke machine at the Greenhouse,……… you and your horse teeth will still be stylin.   Just add Rayban’s and a look of superiority and you will be back in the game.

I used to manage a tourism information service for the United States Virgin Islands.

With such heinous responsibilities came the requirement to spend 2 weeks a month working with the various tourism authorities.     Which is just about every person on the island.   Their GNP consists of importing pasty pleasure seekers and exporting sunburnt zombies.

So,  on my first trip I arrived fresh from Connecticut in my 3 piece wool blend Brooks Bros ensemble.

In August.

I knew I was in trouble at the airport when I rolled in all spit-shined and the zombies were dressed differently. Undetered, (aka uneducated) I met my handlers and was ushered to a dinner meeting.   It was beautiful.    The sun was going down.   The Painkillers were flowing.   This was going to be heaven.    My next meeting was at 10:00am with the Commish of Tourism.    So I politely excused myself and reposed.

I rolled out the next morning at 9:00 and decided that my destination was just a mile away – and wouldn’t it be a beautiful sunny day for a walk……….a mile walk.

Only a mile, in 98% humidity.

I poured myself in to the meeting 1hour later ………lost and looking like a sewer rat.    Everyone else looked smooth.

So, after my less than stellar flop sweat presentation I took some Fashion tips from the locals and  logged onto Travelsmith.

Your website visitors will send you love notes if you turn them on to this stuff.

Here’s The Skinny

Network…………… GAN

EPC ………………….. $43.72

Commission ……..7.2%

Product.………………A wide variety of Tropical Wear and traveler tested toys

Bidding ……………..Not on TravelSmith.  Something about Up Skirt and a black dress?  Check GAN

Direct Linking…….Nada

Data Feed………….No….but whine a lot and help the cause

Link Options……..Text & Image   They have a number of them.

Benefits……………..a Virtual Storefront.   I haven’t played with it since we are coders

Cookies ……………15 Days

Payment.………… 60 Days…….Yuk   When will Merchants figure out the faster they pay us the more we sell.

No Residents of New York……..Thanks Bloomberg

Do what I did……..Move…….

Hint: Consider hooking up all your relatives.  This stuff comes in Sansabelt……..(keyword hint!)

No fine print and no Aff links…………>>l8tr

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